Nice to meet ya, where you been?

I’M COLLEEN!

Part-time vegan. Senior Swiftie. Lover of freshly squeezed OJ with pulp + chair dancing + toxic overthinking. Translator between you and your soulmate client.

I know that you’re not just looking for *another* copywriter. My crystal balls show me that you’re here probably this rings true…

You’re looking for someone that can translate the heartbeat of your offer in a way that will activate your soulmate clients to a “full body sacral yes” even if you sell soulful transformations.

Someone that *actually* gives two sh*ts about spirituality and a higher form of self healing, well baddie, I’ve got you.

That’s where I slide in with my flat white with ashwagandha drops and emotional support furrbaby “Artemis” ready to make your journal entries dream come true. 

Long story short, you’re ready to *finally* call in soulmate clients with words that accurately paint the picture of the major life transformation you provide. Yep, no more “wait idk what she sells” when she lands on your page.

I’m gonna let you in on a little secret.

So pause your breathwork sesh coz this is going to be juicer than your kombucha.

It was March 2023 and I was SO f*cking over Swedish winter. 

I could feel the cold literally seeping through my business. 

 

I told myself maybe I just needed a “break” because I was burnt out so I paid in full for a retreat (which was hella scary as I didn’t speak any Swedish at all).

 

I’m telling you right now that retreat forever changed me.

 

I’m not sure if it was the ice bath in the frozen lake or the ecstatic dancing during the cacao ceremony but after that, writing another “hit $10k your way” “get leads on repeat” that I had to write felt like I was slowly selling my soul.

 

Why?

 

Because I knew what it was like to be on the other side READING those words.

 

And those words made me feel nothing short of inconsequential because I didn’t have those  “ 6-figure Stripe moments” to celebrate. 

Now I’m not gonna make this a “year in review” but I hope you get what I’m trying to say.

 

If not TLDR, I have so many LIFE wins that WERE HUGE but because of the space we’re in it looked “small” and I was able to accomplish these because of the people that I’ve worked with. 

 

Grief coach

 

Breathwork facilitator 

 

EFT coach

 

Sound healer

 

Art expression teacher

 

Chair dance teacher

 

Somatic healer

 

Sensual embodiment coach

When in fact it was far from the truth.

 

I had a bajillion things to celebrate like..

 

✨Launching a never-seen-in-this-industry-before offer (I’m talking bout plug and slay) that people gobbled up like a Thanksgiving dinner EVEN when I was told “it was too creative”

 

✨Joining a sensual chair dance program after labeling myself as “human that has two left” feet and claiming that imma join the showcase this year

 

✨Creating boundaries with energy vampires instead of doing dancing to “heads shoulders knees and toes” for them

 

✨Giving my first ever in-person workshop land speaking in front of 32 strangers like holy guacamole if you told 25 yr old Colleen this she’d be shitting her pants

 

✨Ditching my @thecopytea handle and FINALLY claiming my own name because idk about you but I feel like I’m called to do something bigger (I don’t have the full picture yet but my email list will be the first to know LOL)

That’s when I realized that I wanted to write for the unsung heroes.

So if you’re like “hey that’s me!”, welcome to my corner of the internet where you get to be selfishly expressed AND get paid for it.

 

Hi I’m Colleen and I’m not just a soulful copywriter & self-expression coach. My past, current and future (love the confidence) clients will tell you that my ZOG isn’t just “copy.” 

It’s fully witnessing YOU so you can come out of the other side fully seeing and owning your magic through words. 

Wanna get to know me on a we-met-at-the-Eras-tour level?

Here’s a mini slam book for you:

Easy. Long live. Probably the MOST underrated Taylor Swift in Swiftie history but there’s just something about the lyrics “Singing long live, all the magic we moved, I’ve had the time of my life, fighting dragons with you” that feeds my soul you know?

First of all, GIRL I won’t be awake at 8am. And secondly, Starbucks is a rare thing in Stockholm. So if I were to order a cuppa at Espresso House (basically our version of SB), I’d order a dirty chai latte or a matcha latte. I’ve said goodbye to the basic b version of me that only ordered macchiatos. lol

By now you already know I’m a Swiftie through and through. BUT if I had to choose a band that I will always pump my first to, it would definitely be One Republic.  

I can turn random sh*t from your pantry into a gourmet meal, just ask the husband.

Sagittarius sun.

Manifesting Generator 2/4

ISFP

Hufflepuff

But enough about me.

I’m no tarot reader but something tells me that….

You’re here because you’re ready to drip your expression all over these internet streets and *actually* get paid for it.

Word on the street is…